How's our favorite money-man? Oh no... Dora: Hola, Jack! SpongeBob: Right away, sir! The episode starts afterwards.] One night at the Ponyville Station, Twilight Sparkle and her friends were waiting patiently for SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends. (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Birthday Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate isGonna Tell the Kidsthe Story! We narrate this epic tale of stupidity! Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery. The entire video starts glitching. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Graveyard Shift" from season 2, which aired on September 6, 2002. (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate isGonna Tell the Kidsthe Story! SQUIDWARD: You again? Sunset Shimmer: They should be here by now. Billy Mays appears.) [Title card music plays, and soon the opening credits appear. You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it.This is a transcript forDora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants): The Card. Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here with the Big City Slider Station! Potty the Parrot: (Squawks), Hello, Kids! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Trident Trouble" from season ten, which aired on March 25, 2017. This article is a stub. Where it will be closing time right about... Squidward: [talks cheerfully as he switches the "Open" sign to "Closed"] Now! Starlight Glimmer: What's taking them so long? (The "As Seen on TV" Spongebob title card is shown. This episode is the Transcript to the episode Sailor Mouth (Uncut), which is for the MTV show, AdultBob MaturePants. (Hulk Hogan suddenly appears and wigs out. 256: SpongeBob in RandomLand: September 21, 2019 Kaz SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a dreaded town where the laws of logic no longer apply. SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout: July 12, 2019 Kaz Mr. Lawrence SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepare a surprise party for SpongeBob! [SpongeBob then struggles to pull down the lever until finally it breaks free and the camera then follows what looks to be electric green slime going through a tube until finally reaching the "N" on the Nickelodeon logo and thus powering on the entire logo. the paper spongebob transcript Here is the transcript of A Crystal Sleepover. This article is a transcript of the episode "Krusty Airlines" from season one hundred and four, which aired on October 14, 2163. Cut to inside. SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs sir! We have a train to catch soon. Your cart is currently empty. Suddenly, the Blue Screen of Death pops up. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise? This is a transcript for SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure. (SpongeBob then sits in Mr. Krabs's chair and takes the form of Mr. Krabs and imitates him) SpongeBob: (As Mr. Krabs) No! SpongeBob: (As Old Man Jenkins) Excuse me sonny, may I have a Krabby Patty deluxe please? The Greek Chorus: Behold! Jack: Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar... what can I do for you? 8:00! Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This is My Parrot, Potty! An image reading "As seen on TV" appears. So long, suckers! Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm, Where are they? We are the Greek Chorus! Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab. Outside of the Krusty Krab. (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Save the Puppies Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate isGonna Tell the Kidsthe Story! Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This is My Parrot, Potty! [Shot opens up with SpongeBob in front of an electricity box] SpongeBob: I'm Ready! (Title Card) Jack: Next! Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This is My Parrot, Potty! This is the transcript of the Krusty Krustacean's Kantankerous Kommercial by EmpLemon. Now get to work! Fred walks up to the counter.